Disaster Area (Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster)
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones.
Brew 1 cup moroccan mint tea
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Add 1/3 cup Agave nectar and chill to near-freezing.
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol’ Janx Spirit
In a shaker, add 1 part rye whiskey
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V
Add 1 part cremé de violet
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture - it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost
1 part freezer-chilled gin
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).
Pour shaker into carbonator bottle, and carbonate.
Pour 1 part of the the mint/agave mixture slowly, over the back of a silver spoon if you like.
Close the bottle and give a spin to combine everything.
Pour into a martini glass.
Sprinkle zamphour
Add a sprinkle of crystallized ginger.
Add an olive
A black olive works, but for best results, add a candied green olive or a [candied Castelvetrano olive] (http://www.food52.com/recipes/9441_candied_olives)
Drink… but carefully